The Best Short Jokes To Make You Laugh

Little ones love jokes, as they’re stories they can easily memorize to make their friends or family laugh at any dinner party or get-together. If you’re looking for funny and easy-to-understand jokes for kids, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some good and funny jokes for the youngest members of the family:

• What was the last animal to board Noah’s ark? The dolphin.
• How do you say handkerchief in Japanese? Saka-moko.
• How do you say “shot” in Arabic? There goes the bullet.
• What does one worm say to another worm? I’m going to take a walk around the block.
• A cat starts barking on the roof of a house. Another cat, surprised, says to him: Are you crazy, cat? Why are you barking instead of meowing? The kitten replies: Can’t I learn another language?
• The doctor tells the patient: take a deep breath, I’m going to examine you. The patient replies: doctor, who are you hiding this from? I don’t owe anyone anything.
• The doctor comes out after a delivery and the baby’s father asks him: “Doctor, how did everything go?” The doctor says: “Everything went well, but we had to give the baby oxygen.” The father, horrified, says: “But doctor, we wanted to name him Gabriel!”
• One fish asks another fish: What does your mom do? The other replies: Nothing. And what does yours do? Nothing either.
• What’s the worst thing that can happen to Aladdin? Having a bad temper.
• If a flea dies, where does it go? To flea-ho.
• The teacher tells the student after correcting his homework: “Your work has moved me.” The student, surprised, asks: “Why is that, teacher?” The teacher, with a mocking expression, says: “Because it made me very sad.”
• The boy says to his mother: Mom, I don’t want to play with Pedrito anymore. The mother asks the boy: Why don’t you want to play with him anymore? Because when we play with wooden blocks and I hit him on the head with one, he suddenly starts crying.
• The teacher asks Juanito: Juanito, what would you do if you were drowning in the pool? Juanito replies: I would cry a lot to let it all out.
• Son, I look fat, ugly, and old. What’s wrong with me, son? What’s wrong with me? Mom, you’re absolutely right.
• How do you say dirty hair in Chinese? Chin cham pu.
• Once upon a time, there was a boy so, so, so absentminded that… never mind, I’ve forgotten the joke!
• The teacher says to Jaimito: Jaimito, how do you say in English “the cat fell into the water and drowned?” Easy teacher, you say “The cat fell in the water and drowned.”
• One friend says to another friend: “How’s married life?” “Well, I can’t complain,” she says. “So it’s going very well, isn’t it?” “No, I can’t complain because my husband is right here.”
• You’re obsessed with food, seriously. What are you saying, croquette-like?
• Why do seals always look upwards? Because that’s where the spotlights are!
• Waiter, that steak has a lot of gristle. That’s normal, it’s the first time they’ve eaten it.
• What is the name of Bruce Lee’s cousin? Broco Lee.
• If zombies decompose over time, are they biodegradable?

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If you’re looking for more short, funny jokes , we have some new options for you. This selection of good, funny jokes includes everything from the most absurd to some more elaborate ones for those with a different sense of humor. Enjoy!

• A boy is doing his homework and asks his dad, “Dad, how do you spell the word ‘bell’?” His father replies, “Well, it’s spelled the same way it sounds, son.” “Thanks, Dad,” the boy responds before writing “ding-dong.”
• A group of people are conducting a census in the city when they arrive at a house called “Paradise.” They knock on the door, and a man answers. They ask, “Sir, good morning. What is your name?” “My name is Adam.” “Mr. Adam, what is your wife’s name?” “My wife’s name is Eve,” he replies. “Hmm, let’s see… Does the serpent happen to live here too?” “No, my friend, of course not! The mother-in-law was banished from this paradise long ago.”
• A very happy man asks his wife, “My love, what are you going to give me for my birthday?” She replies, “Look, do you see that car on the corner?” The man, super excited, says, “Oh my God! Are you really going to give me that car?” She, surprised, says, “Of course not! I’m going to give you an iron in that same color.”
• The child asks his mother, “Mom, where do we come from?” The mother replies, “Son, we come from Adam and Eve.” The child retorts, “Mom! At school they tell us we come from monkeys.” The mother responds, “My son, your father’s family is one thing, and mine is another.”
• “What do you do for a living?” a man is asked at an employment agency. The man replies, “I kill dragons.” The interviewer exclaims, “But dragons don’t exist!” The man responds, asking, “Have you ever seen one?” The interviewer immediately replies, “No, sir, of course not.” The man, proudly, retorts, “Well, that’s because I killed them all.”
• Anita tells her friend: Crazy, I know why I’m gaining weight. It’s the shampoo’s fault! The bottle says “for body and volume.” “So what are you going to do?” her friend asks. “Look,” says Anita, “from now on I’m going to wash my hair with dish soap. The label says ‘removes grease, even the toughest ones.'”
• Mom, Mom, did you know Joan of Arc was a drug addict? The mom looks at her and says: What are you talking about? That’s not true. Yes, Mom, it says in the book that she died from heroin.
• What’s the name of the Japanese freediving champion? Tokofondo.
• What is the name of the Japanese freediving runner-up? Kasitoko.
• The battalion general asks a soldier: Soldier, what is my rank? The soldier, hesitant, replies: I don’t know, Captain? Don’t be ridiculous! replies the general, don’t you see all the stars I wear on my chest? Oh yes! says the soldier, then you are my angel.
• A woman says to her husband: Juan, you’re obsessed with football, and the truth is, I need you. He angrily replies: That’s not true, I didn’t even touch you! Let’s consult VAR.
• A priest at Mass announces loudly: Today I will only hear the confessions of the devout women. A parishioner stops in front of his seat and asks the priest: And when will it be our turn, those of us who didn’t come in boots?
• A hare says to a tortoise at a party: Tortoise, the wine’s gone, take this money and go buy some. The tortoise leaves and returns a year later. Then she says to the hare: How would you like it, white or red?
• The teacher says to Jaimito: Jaimito, what can you tell me about gelatin? I don’t know, teacher. At my old school I only knew the Latin “I” and the Greek “Y”, but I never heard the Latin “G”.
• A madman with a broomstick pretends to look out one end. Psychiatrists arrive and ask him, “What’s going on here?” The madman replies, “We’re looking at the moon.” One of the psychiatrists mimes the madman’s act and says, “But you’re crazier than when you arrived; you can’t see anything from here.” The madman responds, “You’re crazier. We’ve been trying to see something all day, and you want to see it right away.”
• In a nightclub, a man approaches a table and says to one of the girls, “Shall we dance?” The girl says to the man, “And who will ask my friend to dance?” “Don’t worry,” the man says, “security, take that woman out of here!”
• What does one iguana say to her twin sister? We’re little iguanas.

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